Every bank robber or mob enforcer has faced the following dilemma: You want as many hands holding guns as possible to pull off your heist or gangland-style execution, but you always need to designate one lead-footed thug to drive the getaway car.

Fear not, criminals: technology will shortly have an answer to your woes. According to the FBI, driverless cars being developed by the likes of Google(s goog), Ford(s f), Mercedes-Benz and Audi will soon alleviate the need for someone to keep their hands on the steering wheel and eyes on the road. Instead, that passenger can focus on shooting at pursuing police cruisers or gunning down government informants.

Google’s new self-driving car prototype can’t exceed 25 mph. (Source: Google)

Sure, I’m joking, but apparently the FBI is not. The Guardian obtained an FBI report though an open records request that details how the autonomous car could be…